Sunday, September 4, 2011
Yoko Ono, the newly drafted bicycle racer
Yoko Ono was kidnapped from someplace in England by a rich, powerful Jewish sect who owned their own island. Sue Gromm (? news reporter, not a real person) managed to make secret contact with Yoko and got an interview with her. Apparently they had Yoko doing bike races on the island, possibly sitting in secretly for other competitors? (Cue the high-angle camera shot, from the air, of all the bikers racing on a track.) Anyway, the captors found out about Sue and cut communications.
Location:
Prince William County, Virginia, USA
Labels:
bicycle,
celebrity,
England,
fly on the wall,
island,
Jewish,
journalist,
kidnapping,
names,
nonsense words,
outdoors,
race track,
Yoko Ono
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